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puter kaput!!!

Mon Jun 8, 2009, 12:44 PM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: the satisfying hum i only hear after a hunt
  • Reading: the necronomicon. i translated sumerian
  • Watching: Hellsing!
  • Playing: cat and mouse with an all to edable person
  • Eating: my former foe
  • Drinking: the stolen elixir of the old ones. applejuice
yea im on my sis' com at the minute. pissing her off as she wants to talk about pointless lady things on facebook.
does she not understand that this is man talk.
her feeble woman issues don't matter to likes of me.
so she shal just have to wait......

any way back to the point. i aint been on lately because my computer decided that instead of turning on it would instead try blowing up.
that was not such a good idea... as it found out the hard way.
so now its in the shop being fixed by the nerdy types.
i think i disrupted their halo marathon when i entered the shop because the unfortunate computert-trooper i got, emerged from the back with a look of total disgust on his face.
as if asking if he can get me a new hard drive was the social equivalent of spiting on his mother and farting in his face.
and i thought they were meant to be good with the electronic shizzle.
he spent 20 minutes telling me that i needed to re-install windows.
it then took me 30 minutes to explain that the hard drive has simply ceased to work. and that i had tried formatting and re-installing... i mean just because 9 out of 10 of the clueless bastards that come in the store don't understand that a computer needs to be plugged in to work, it doesn't mean no one will ever have a serious hardware issue.
so after much, much shouting and profaining i requested a screw driver, took my laptop appart and proceeded to shake the buggered hard-drive infront of his face... making him hear every little rattle going on in there. he then proceeded to tell me that he thought it could be a hardware issue. with a look of smug satisfaction on his face that i would usualy answer with my boot. but alas. i need the little screw-driver wielding geek to fix my baby up and tell it blowing up is bad for its general lifespan.

any way long story short. due to the obvious ineptitude shown in the sops front man, i have little faith the machine will be fixed before... well the end of the world most likely.

so i shall see you when the computer god sees fit to resurect my falen comraid.



...over and out cheeznibbles.

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  • Current Residence: my bedroom. tis cosely dank
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: biggest. i like it BAGGY
  • Print preference: big...
  • Interests: manga, dark art, gothic comic art
  • Favourite movie: a clock work orange, american psycho, donie darko, monty python and the holy grail, the crow
  • Favourite band or musician: slipknot, KoЯn, marlyn manson, nine inch nails, metallica, cradle of filth, tamahawk
  • Favourite genre of music: gothic, metal, classical music,
  • Favourite artist: kauto hirano, hellsing creator, min-woo hyuing, priest's creator, ashley woods,spawn illustrato
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dante, Edgar Allen Poe, Marquis de sade
  • Favourite photographer: dont know any
  • Favourite style of art: digital style comic. dark
  • Operating System: Advent laptop with xp professional. im getting linux as soon as i get anew H/D
  • MP3 player of choice: w580i shake control and the 80 GB ipod classic
  • Shell of choice: xenomorph exoskeleton XD
  • Wallpaper of choice: one thats preferably not peeling
  • Skin of choice: my own i don't go for the costume look
  • Favourite game: Bio shock, Assassins creed, Gears of war, Halo 3, Fable the lost chapters, Oblivion.
  • Favourite gaming platform: x box 360, then a pc.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Alucard, Spawn, Ivan, then my lil HEX :D
  • Personal Quote: my devil danced with his demon and the fidlers tune is far from over.
  • Tools of the Trade: pen paper, painter X and a tablet

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as if this is the end.
np
that pics my desktop now
lol

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you have 3 second exactly 3 fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!

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need a word
not urgent

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Yaakov.
ok man. whats up?

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you have 3 second exactly 3 fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!

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just the thing in may

my nan isnt coming til the day after too (y)

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Yaakov.
Lol
It's gonna be a goodun.
Oh yea

had annother interview today. Got in Bradford. LOL
See ya tommorow man.

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it shall it shall

schweeet man
well done!

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Yaakov.
Hey Jonathan, :wave:
Thank you so much for coming by and faving! :handshake: Much appreciated.
arr the templar demon summoning thing... i loved that. was very cool

il be sure to drop by and check out more stuff when iv got time.

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Sounds like a good plan. ;)
Hey you! Yeah, YOU! Yeah, yeah, the guy with the Super Saiyan hair! Thanks for the fav! :D

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ahkk noed
no mention the hair :XD:

np man

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LOL
Sorry, couldn't resist. :D

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